http://snoring.blogfa.com/ fa blogfa.com Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:53:18 GMT http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-35.aspx <SPAN dir=rtl></SPAN><SPAN lang=FA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Traffic; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: FA"><SPAN dir=rtl></SPAN><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> <FONT size=2> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN> <P></P> <P><SPAN lang=FA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Traffic; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: FA"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=FA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2>طی یک قرداد زیرکانه <IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/17.gif" width=18>(البته از طرف مامانم)ظرف یک ساعت آینده که کارنامه بگیرم،یا شاگرد اول مدرسه شده و یک لپ تاپ میگیرم<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/03.gif" width=18> یا نمیشم و یک دسته بیل پرنده می گیرم.<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/06.gif" width=18></FONT></SPAN></P><SPAN lang=FA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: FA"><SPAN lang=FA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: FA"><SPAN lang=FA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; 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mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: FA"><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/28.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/28.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/28.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/28.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/28.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/28.gif" width=18><SPAN lang=FA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: FA"><SPAN lang=FA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: FA"><SPAN lang=FA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: FA"><SPAN lang=FA dir=rtl style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: FA"><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/28.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/28.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/28.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/28.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/28.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/28.gif" width=18></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN> Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:53:18 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=snoring&postid=35 snoring http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-35.aspx http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-34.aspx <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN dir=rtl></SPAN><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><SPAN dir=rtl></SPAN></SPAN> </P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3>1.وقتی مامان بهت غذا میده تف کن!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3>وقتی بابا بهت غذا میده بخور و لبخند بزن! <IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/03.gif" width=18><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3>2.اگه گفتی کاغذ توالت چند متره؟<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/12.gif" width=18><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3>3.آرد+آب=ماکارونی!<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/13.gif" width=18><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3>4.یاد بگیر که تلفن رو از پریز بکشی اونوقت دیگه کلاغه خبر نمی آره!<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/22.gif" width=18><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3>5.زمستونا وقتی مامان لباس تنت کرد ،کاپشنت رو پوشوند و کلاه و دستکشت را تنت کردکه برین بیرون،یه هو بگو باید بری دستشویی! <IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/23.gif" width=18><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3>6.ته بستنی قیفی جایزه است،اول تهشو بخور!<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/25.gif" width=18><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3>7.دوست داری همه بخندن؟به مامان بگو تنهایی میترسی بری روی سرسره تا اون هم باهات بیاد!<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/05.gif" width=18></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3>8.وقتی با مامان میری کارواش،شیشه پنجره را بکش پایین.بد نیست توی ماشین هم شسته بشه!<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/14.gif" width=18><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3>9.می دونی بهترین هدیه برای مامان چیه؟یک مارمولک خوشگل مرده!<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/04.gif" width=18><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3>10.بعد از عبارت"تو دیگه بچه نیستی"منتظرشنیدن یک چیز ناخوش آیند باش!<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/21.gif" width=18></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3></FONT></SPAN> </P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3></FONT></SPAN><SPAN dir=ltr style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p></o:p></SPAN> </P> Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:37:18 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=snoring&postid=34 snoring http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-34.aspx http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-33.aspx                   <IMG style="WIDTH: 310px; HEIGHT: 254px" height=237 alt="" hspace=0 src="http://i27.tinypic.com/j0gqr7.jpg" width=138 align=baseline border=0> <P></P> <P><FONT face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"> حدس بزنین کدوم یکی منم. ... خب معلومه</FONT><FONT face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"> هیچکدوم.<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/03.gif" width=18> </FONT></P> Wed, 28 May 2008 18:58:18 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=snoring&postid=33 snoring http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-33.aspx http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-32.aspx               <IMG style="WIDTH: 311px; HEIGHT: 227px" height=548 alt="" hspace=0 src="http://i32.tinypic.com/9zmwq1.jpg" width=795 align=baseline border=0> Tue, 20 May 2008 14:17:18 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=snoring&postid=32 snoring http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-32.aspx http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-31.aspx   <P></P> <P><IMG height=333 alt="" hspace=0 src="http://i30.tinypic.com/2d8hyko.jpg" width=417 align=baseline border=0></P> <P> </P> <P>  دارم میرم اردو<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/03.gif" width=18>بعدش هم امتحاناته<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/06.gif" width=18> (شدم مثل عکس بالایی)پس فعلن<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/09.gif" width=18></P> <P> </P> Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:44:18 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=snoring&postid=31 snoring http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-31.aspx http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-30.aspx <IMG height=283 alt="" hspace=0 src="http://i28.tinypic.com/2ylpu21.jpg" width=371 align=absMiddle border=0> Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:45:25 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=snoring&postid=30 snoring http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-30.aspx http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-29.aspx <A href="http://i32.tinypic.com/ot45ls.jpg"></A> <P><IMG style="WIDTH: 226px; HEIGHT: 282px" height=955 alt="" hspace=0 src="http://i32.tinypic.com/ot45ls.jpg" width=543 align=middle border=0></P> Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:33:18 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=snoring&postid=29 snoring http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-29.aspx http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-28.aspx <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN dir=rtl></SPAN><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><SPAN dir=rtl></SPAN><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>آلبرت آینشتاین:"هنگامی که شما دو ساعت با انسانی شوخ وبذله گو می نشیند ،این زمان به نظرتان دو دقیقه می آید،اما اگر دو دقیقه کنار یک اجاق داغ بایستید،زمان در نظرشما،دو ساعت می آید.این نسبیت است."<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>توماس ادیسون:"بهترین دوران زندگی من،12 سالگی بود،یعنی زمانی که آنقدر بزرگ شده بودم تا خوشی ها را درک کنم،اما نه آنقدر که مشکلات زندگی را خوب بشناسم."<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>چارلز داروین:"برای من هم پذیرش انشعاب آدمیان از خانواده شامپانزه ها،هموار نیست . . . اما در شگفتم که آیا پذیرش این موضوع برای یک شامپانزه،آسان است؟"<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>ماری کوری:"از هیچ چیز در زندگی،نباید ترسید،فقط باید آنها را شناخت."<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>گالیلئو گالیله:"در باره ی تحصیل کرده های اینجا چه می توان گفت وقتی مانند شتری لجباز حتی از نگاه کردن به داخل تلسکوپ،با کله شقی خودداری می کنند؟بایدبه این موضوع بخندیم یا گریه کنیم؟"<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>الکساندر گراهام بل:"من به ندرت جرات داشتم در باره اندیشه های خودم با کسی صحبت کنم،چون نگران بودم،مرا به دیوانگی متهم کنند."</FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2></FONT></SPAN> </P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2></FONT></SPAN> </P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2></FONT></SPAN> </P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN> </P> Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:44:16 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=snoring&postid=28 snoring http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-28.aspx http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-27.aspx <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2></FONT></SPAN> </P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2>فرارسیدن نوروز باستانی<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">       </SPAN>یادواره ی شکوه آریایی و یگانه یادگار جمشید <SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2>بر همه ی ایرانیان پاک پندار<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">                          </SPAN>راست گفتار<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">                                  </SPAN>و نیک کردار</FONT> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">             <FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>خجسته باد<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/24.gif" width=18></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3></FONT></SPAN> </P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=3><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN> </P> Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:40:59 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=snoring&postid=27 snoring http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-27.aspx http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-26.aspx <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN dir=rtl></SPAN><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><SPAN dir=rtl></SPAN><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> <FONT size=2> </FONT></SPAN><FONT size=2>از مامانم ، کتایون ممنونم که مرا به بازی دعوت کرد و این ها آرزوهای محال من هستند:<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>1ـ همه ی کتاب های دنیا را بخوانم.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>2ـ بزرگترین دانشمند بشم.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>3ـ هیچ مادر و پدری جلوی بچه خود را نگیرد. ( خود شخص 12 ساله ی من ، تا همین تابستون پیش نمی تونستم تنها از در خانه بیرون برم. مامانم هم بعد از کلی کل کل که من بزرگ شدم دروسطای کلاس پنجم به شرطی که با حد اقل با 6ـ5 تا از دوستام بیام ، گذاشت پیاده بیام. تازه خونه ی ما فقط 5-4 کوچه با مدرسه ام فاصله داشت. )<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>4ـ تو ارکستر سمفونی وین پیانو بزنم. البته این عملی است.<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/11.gif" width=18><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>5- یک ساعت بدون دعوا با خواهرم بگذرد.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>کسانی که من دعوت می کنم:<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> <FONT size=2> </FONT></SPAN><FONT size=2>1ـ کامیار<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/24.gif" width=18> 2ـ امید 3<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/24.gif" width=18>ـ میثم کربلایی <IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/24.gif" width=18>4ـ عمو هدایت<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/24.gif" width=18> 5ـ هیسنا 6<IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/24.gif" width=18>- سلماز <IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/24.gif" width=18>7ـ استاد هاکسی <IMG height=18 src="http://blogfa.com/images/smileys/24.gif" width=18></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2></FONT></SPAN></FONT> </P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2></FONT></SPAN></FONT> </P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"><FONT size=2></FONT></SPAN></FONT> </P> <P class=MsoNormal dir=rtl style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: kashida; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; TEXT-KASHIDA: 0%"><FONT size=2><SPAN lang=FA style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-language: FA"></SPAN><SPAN dir=ltr style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-language: FA"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT> </P> Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:00:18 GMT http://commenting.blogfa.com/?blogid=snoring&postid=26 snoring http://snoring.blogfa.com/post-26.aspx